Bats Disappear in 18-9 Loss to Shock And Awe

Oompa, Loompa, doo-pa-dee-doo
I've got crappy story for you
Oompa, Loompa, doo-pa-dee-dee
No one wrote a blog entry for me.

What do you get when old blue is missing?
A leadoff hitter who will strike out looking.
What if your Mexican stache stays away?
How many runs will score today?

I don't like the look of it.

Oompa, Loompa, doo-pa-dee-da
Enchilada balls did not go far.
Oompa, Loompa, doo-pa-dee-doo
The loss-less season went to poo-poo.
Went to poo poo.

SAN ANTONIO, TX (AP-from 3rd Party reports) - The 3-0 Angry Enchiladas took the field in their maroon alternate "special occasion" jerseys Wednesday night against the 1-2 Shock and Awe squad and their shockingly awful vomit orange attire. If you watched either of the last maroon/orange clashes on national TV, then you know what happened.

The maroon, without their co-founder, inspirational stache, and 66% of their Mexican-ness, had no bite in their Enchilada sauce. Without their pasty-white, 4-year old bat boy; Old Blue trusty softball bat; and 100% of the rest of the ethnicity of the team (including the other 33% of Mexican-ness), it was hopeless. The offense did not show. Leadoff hitter and then-League batting title leader Oompa Doege set the tone by getting sat down BACKWARDS. This led the way to a season low .394 team batting average for the toothless tortilla tubes, and single digit runs for the first time. Meanwhile, per usual, the puke brown offense got miracles from every angle, bleeding grounders through, and exploiting the re-emergence of the angelic fart flauta defense (see "holy"), to the tune of 18 runs. For those of you who don't do maff, AE Sports' undefeated season went the way of Monday's China Harbor lunch in spectacular, doubled-up fashion.

Notes from the Game: Cleanup hitters Jason and Adam both made outs on the same play in the fifth inning, tying him for team lead in GIDP. Rumor is that one of them suffered a concussion while the other pondered a Terry Tate attack on the umpire.

Wonnie Cross (3-1) suffered his first loss of the season.

ANGRY ENCHILADAS
		AB	R	H	RBI	HR	BB	K	SB	AVG
J. DOEGE	LF	4	0	2	2	0	0	1	0	0.786
S. ANIOL	1B	3	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.600
C. DOEGE	3B	3	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.400
J. ADAM	LCF	3	1	1	2	0	0	0	0	0.643
C. GILPIN	3B	3	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.583
D. THOMPSON	RCF	3	1	2	2	0	0	0	0	0.500
P. MOLTZ	RF	2	2	1	1	0	1	0	0	0.600
L. CROSS	P	3	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.429
J. HANS	EH	3	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.500
C. KAY	SS	3	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0.333
B. MCNEW	C	3	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0.400
TOTALS		33	9	13	9	0	1	1	0	0.546
BATTING
2B - DOEGE (2), ADAM (2), GILPIN (2), THOMPSON (2)
GIDP - ADAM
RBI - DOEGE 2 (6), ADAM 2 (9), THOMPSON 2 (4), MOLTZ (3), KAY, MCNEW (3)
GAME DETAILS
ATTENDANCE:  UNK