Pitching and Defense Propel Enchiladas to 2-0

SAN ANTONIO, TX (AP) - Pitching and Defense win championships.  As proverbial as "beans beans...," or "it is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl."  We don't like to say such mundane, repetitive things over and over, but hey, "if the shoe fits."  Wonnie Cross (2-0) took the mound and from the start it was over, dominating the hapless Costa Rican Curlers to the tune of a 2-hit, 0 ER performance.  The human highlight reel also rebounded from last game's collar at the plate by filling up the stat sheet, leading the livid filled tortillas to a resounding 15-1 victory at Alva Jo Softball Complex.  


Game 2 for AE Sports featured the debut of Clint Doege, Stephen Aniol, Phillip Moltz, and Eric Cervantes's moustache.  Moustache?  C'mon.  We all know that this is Eric clean shaven:

And we also know that it is Eric after 2 weeks of not shaving.  So where is the picture of his new face fuzz?  The paparazzi failed to acquire one, so you will have to attend next week's game...maybe push the attendance above 2?  But I digress.  The new additions shored up the defense quite nicely, making the Enchiladas harder to score on than Doege's wife during her time of the month while not drinking and after he's made an off-color (but funny) comment on a Monday night.  Yeah..that tough. 

So that's it...a ho-hum week.  No Wonnie rundowns.  No dropping of fly balls, no Adam meltdowns in the field/dugout, no gargantuan 3-run game winning HRs, and Casey even earned a ride home (though just barely it seems).  Just a solid, 14 run victory.  Boring.

Game Notes:  Jeremy Doege's streak of 3 consecutive hits came to an end with an E6 in the second.  Of course he cried and begged the keeper to change it...I guess he has to hit it when he can.  Coach Danny Thompson somehow scored 3 runs while going 1-4 and almost hitting into what would've been a league-leading second double play.  "&*CK you, [expletive] noses, you [expletive] faces," when asked for comment.  For the second week in a row, Cisneros hit the ball deep for an extra base hit, equalling two for the season...someone check his HGH levels.  Player of the week:  Wonnie Cross - did it like this (5IP, 0ER), did it like that (3-3, 2B, 3R, 2RBI)...did it with a whiffle ball bat (surely there were groupies for that performance).  Fantasy Goat of the week:  Cervantes - no one likes checking their player on a team that scores 15 runs, and seeing 0-2, R, BB...but everyone is going to like to see:

Courtesy of the team leading K that was registered.  Good times.

ANGRY ENCHILADAS
		AB	R	H	RBI	HR	BB	K	SB	AVG
D. THOMPSON	RCF	4	3	1	1	0	0	0	0	0.250
J. DOEGE	LF	3	3	2	0	0	0	0	0	0.800
C. DOEGE	3B	2	0	1	3	0	0	0	0	0.500
J. ADAM	LCF	2	1	1	2	0	0	0	0	0.667
C. KAY	SS	3	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.333
S. ANIOL	1B	3	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.333
E. CERVANTES	RF	2	1	0	0	0	1	1	0	0.000
L. CROSS	P	3	3	3	2	0	0	0	0	0.500
P. MOLTZ	C	3	2	2	2	0	0	0	0	0.667
T. CISNEROS	2B	3	1	2	1	0	0	0	0	0.833
TOTALS		28	15	14	11	0	1	1	0
BATTING
2B - CROSS, C.DOEGE
3B - CISNEROS
RBI - D. THOMPSON (1), C. DOEGE 3 (3), J. ADAM 2 (4), CROSS 2 (2), MOLTZ 2 (2), CISNEROS (1)
GAME DETAILS
ATTENDANCE:  2

  
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